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Funny sms 1

Hrithik : Aaj mere paas 4 cars hai,
3 bikes hai,
mobile hai,
bunglow hai,
farm house hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Abhishek : Mere baap ke sar pe baal hai

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Banta Clinic mai Baitha Ro Raha tha,
Santa Ne Pucha Q Ro Raha hai,
Banta;Blood test mai ungli kat di
Santa;Zor se Rone Laga Mera to urine test he.


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SAnta-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he,
Banta: polution kam karne k liye,
Santa-Galat
kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kaise jayengi.


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Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye
Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.


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"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho jaye to "Paown" me Nhi aati
"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho jaye to "Paown" me Nhi aati
wah Wah
"BIWI" moti Ho jaye to "BAAHON" me nahi aati


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Ek ganje ke sir par 2 baal the dono ko apas me pyar ho gaya,
Or shadi karna chahte the magar kr na ske Q?
Qki baal vivah kanuni apradh

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Santa scho0l se rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho?
S-Sir ne mara
M-Q
S-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di.
Jo "bhonkte" he wo "kat'te" nahi.

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