A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Fun Jokes Amazing Funny Pictures Actress beauty Pics Fun Intresting South Side Actress Festival SMS Funny Video Sms Amazing Videos Sher Shayari Jokes Childhood Pictures of Stars Hindi sms Funny sms Wallpaper Actress Biography Others TV Serial Art and Painting Bollywood Actress Friendship SMS Unbelivable Facts God Making Movie Rajinikanth Funny Shayari Ghazhals Puzzle Celebrities Extraordinaire Pics General Inspirational SMS Tamil Jokes sms love Actors Wallpaper Amazing Pictures Beautiful Images Believe it or not... Comedy Glamour Hindi Shayari Latest News Learn Magic Love Shayari Panorama Quotes sms South Side Actors Actors Biography Aishwarya Cars Disclaimer Earn Money From SMS Greetings SMS Hollywood actress Love Poems Natural Online Radio World Smallest