Silly and funny!
Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"Ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo? "
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do "phools" fall in love?
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a "mota"car.
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't "unda"-stand.
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was "puri".
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q: What language do carrots speak?
Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
Dis ij DA funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"
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