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Silly and funny!


Q: What did the lonely banana say?

A: I'm a"kela".



Q: What did the green peas say?

A: Nothing. They just "mutter"Ed.



Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?

A: "Aaloo? "



Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?

A: In the Gobi desert.



Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

A: Why do "phools" fall in love?



Q: What did the fat car say?

A: I`m a "mota"car.



Q: What did the confused egg say?

A: I don't "unda"-stand.



Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

A: "Jhinga" Bells.



Q: What did the half eaten naan say?

A: I wish I was "puri".



Q: What did the lonely potato sing?

A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"



Q: What language do carrots speak?

A: Gajar-ati.


Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?

A: I-bal.



Dis ij DA funkiest...

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?

A: Pizza - "HUT"

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