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Wife To Husband: TumhE Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachay Internet Se Download Kiye Hai


Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”
Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?”
Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?”
Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.”


Real Story of 'HANSE K LIYE"Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
”Will U Marry Me. . . ?”

Girl Said: ”NO”

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga



1000 Pages ki book kitne din main padhi ja sakti hai? WRITER-6 MNTH, DOCTOR-2 MNTHS,LAWYER-1 MNTHS, ENGINEER-PEHLE YE BATAO EXAM KAB H, RATO RAAT NIPTA DENGE


1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.



Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan

Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?

Peche se Dada bola..

Qabrustaan.



Hitler bhi chala gaya,
Saddam bhi pakda gaya,
Laden ka bhi pata nahi,
Teri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rehti
Lagta hai dharti pe satyug aanewala hai…



Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai

Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai,
jisme 1 muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta rehta he.

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