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Hindi Jokes

Ek Bhakt ne Sant se poochha- Hey Prabhu, “aisi Patni ko kya kaha jata hai Jo Khoobsoorat ho, Buddhishali ho, Samajhdar ho, kabhi kisi ki Earsha na kare aur haan bhagwan, khana bhi bahut hi swadishta banaati ho.”
Sant ne aankhen band ki aur dhyanmagna hote huwe bole “AFWAH…..”
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Ek machchar ka bachcha tha. Maan ne usase kaha – Bachcha ab tujhe udana aa gaya hai.. Jaa ab tu khud ba khud udana shuru kar de samajha.
Machhchar ka woh bachcha pehli baar swayan ood kar ek chhota sa chakkar laga aaya.
Jab lauta, sab besabri se uska intejaar kar hi rahe they. Sabne milkar poochha, kyon re chintu, kaisi rahi teri pehli udaan.
Bachcha chhati phula kar bola – SUPERB…..main jahan jahan se gujara log taliyan hi bajate rahe…..!!! !!

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